I'dn't've

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A fancy way of saying 'I wouldn't have done that if I was paid to be stupid.'

'I'dn't've taken that job if I had a million dollars.'

'I'dn't've let you hit me if you were wearing pants.'

'I'dn't've said that if my mouth was full of cake.'

When you’re saying 'I would not have done that if I was given a choice and a damn good reason.'

'I'dn't've fought that guy if he wasn’t wearing my sister’s shoes.'

'I'dn't've eaten the whole pizza if it wasn’t my birthday.'

'I'dn't've yelled at the dog if it didn’t look at me like I was a fool.'

A mean way of saying 'I would not have done that if I was a saint and you were a sinner.'

'I'dn't've taken the blame if you weren’t a complete idiot.'

'I'dn't've let you win if you cheated and I was blind.'

'I'dn't've said that if you were wearing my socks.'