Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying a woman is so hot you might actually propose just to shut her up.

I'd wife her if she kept talking about her ex like that.

He said, 'I'd wife you if you stopped eating pizza at 3 a. m.'

She walked in and I was like, 'I'd wife you if you were a man.'

2

When a woman is so good-looking you'd marry her just to keep her from going to another guy.

'I'd wife her if she didn't flirt with my brother.'

He texted, 'I'd wife you if you weren't already my sister.'

She said, 'I'd wife him if he stopped being a drama queen.'

3

A ridiculous way to say a woman is so attractive you're willing to tie the knot just to keep her.

He said, 'I'd wife her if she didn't have a bad haircut.'

She texted, 'I'd wife you if you stopped snoring.'

He posted, 'I'd wife her if she stopped eating my chips.'

4

When a woman is so hot you’d marry her just to keep her from embarrassing you in public.

'I'd wife her if she didn't make me look bad at the party.'

He said, 'I'd wife you if you stopped singing in the shower.'

She posted, 'I'd wife him if he didn't talk to his mom like that.'

5

A crazy way of saying a woman is so pretty you’d take her to the altar just to shut her up.

'I'd wife her if she kept talking about her dog like that.'

He DM'd, 'I'd wife you if you stopped eating my cookies.'

She said, 'I'd wife him if he stopped being a loudmouth.'

6

When a woman is so good-looking you’d marry her just to keep her from making your life a mess.

'I'd wife her if she didn't ruin my weekend.'

He said, 'I'd wife you if you stopped eating my pizza.'

She posted, 'I'd wife him if he stopped being a loser.'