I'd touch it

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A girl's way of saying a guy is decent looking, maybe even good enough to not make her gag. It’s like saying, 'I’d fuck him' but only if he’s not wearing socks and it’s not 2 a. m.

My teacher said, 'I'd touch it' when the new guy showed up wearing a shirt that matched his eyes.

My sister texted me, 'That guy at the diner? I'd touch it.'

My mom said, 'I'd touch it' when the pizza guy came in wearing only a towel.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Something so good, you'd go out of your way to grab it, like a burger, a video, or a meme that makes you laugh so hard you peed your pants.

My friend said, 'That song? I'd touch it.'

My cousin wrote, 'That video? I'd touch it.'

My brother said, 'That burger? I'd touch it.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When a guy sees a girl and thinks, 'I’d like to be inside her', but only if she doesn’t smell like old socks and regret.

My friend said, 'That girl in class? I'd touch it.'

My brother texted me, 'That barista? I'd touch it.'

My dad said, 'That waitress? I'd touch it.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago