I'd tip that

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A shout of praise when a hot server walks in and you’re ready to pay extra just to get their attention.
I'd tip that, this waitress looks like she could make my coffee and my dreams come true.
I'd tip that, he’s got a body like a god and a smile like a free appetizer.
I'd tip that, I’d pay for the whole table just to get a look at her legs.
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What you say when you see a server so attractive you’re willing to double the tip just to flirt with them.
I'd tip that, she’s got a face that could make the soup look good.
I'd tip that, this guy’s got a charm that could make the dessert taste better.
I'd tip that, I’m paying for the tip just to get a wink from her.
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A comment made when you spot a server who’s so hot you’re ready to throw money at them just to keep them around.
I'd tip that, she walks in and the whole restaurant pauses.
I'd tip that, that waiter’s got a body that could make the food taste better.
I'd tip that, I’d pay for the bill just to get a second look from him.
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