i'd tap that

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 1d ago · 6 definitions

1
Saying you’d tap that means you think someone is hot enough to make you forget your own name. It’s like seeing a pizza and wanting to eat it so bad, you’d steal it from the oven.
I’d tap that if that guy walked in wearing just a towel and a smile.
My crush is so hot, I’d tap that if she was a tap and I was a faucet.
That guy’s got more charm than a hot dog stand on a Sunday.
2
If you say you’d tap that, it means you want to put a tap in a river just to get free water. Like you’re so thirsty, you’d tap the river even if it was full of mud.
I’d tap that if I saw a river of soda and it was free.
That lake looks so refreshing, I’d tap that if I had a tap and a ladder.
I’d tap that river if it had ice cream instead of water.
3
When you say you’d tap that, it means you like something or someone. Like when you see a donut and you want it so bad, you’d tap it to get it.
I’d tap that if that girl walked in wearing a donut on her head.
That guy’s got more charm than a donut shop on a Monday.
I’d tap that if that car had a donut inside it.
4
You say you’d tap that when you see something you want to be with. It’s like when you see your favorite snack and you want to eat it so bad, you’d tap it to get it.
I’d tap that if that girl was my favorite snack.
I’d tap that if that guy had a snack and a smile.
I’d tap that if that pizza had a side of fries and a napkin.
5
Saying you’d tap that is the same as saying you’d hit it. It means you want to get busy with someone, like you’re so horny, you’d tap a tree for syrup just to get laid.
I’d tap that if that guy walked in with syrup and a smile.
I’d tap that if that girl had syrup on her face.
I’d tap that if I saw a tree with syrup and a smile.
6
When you say you’d tap that, it means you’re so attracted to someone, you’d tap them like they were a water fountain. It’s like seeing a free drink and wanting it so bad, you’d tap it.
I’d tap that if that guy had a fountain and a smile.
I’d tap that if that girl was a fountain and had syrup.
I’d tap that if that tree was a fountain and had a smile.
xs