Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Same as I'd punch it, meaning I'd knock that girl out and take her for a ride.

I'd punch that bimbo if she paid me.

I'd punch that waitress and leave a tip.

I'd punch that girl in the face and steal her lunch money.

2

A way to say someone is hot, but with a side of disrespect and a lot of cussing.

I’d tap that if she gave me a raise.

That guy is hot, I’d tap that if he had a job.

She’s hot, I’d tap that if she stopped talking.

3

Used to show you like someone’s body, especially when you're being a little too forward.

I’d tap that if she took off her shirt.

I’d tap that if she stopped yelling at me.

I’d tap that if she didn’t smell like old socks.

4

A phrase that means you want to use your penis to get something from someone, like a drink or a girl.

I’d tap that if she gave me a free drink.

I’d tap that if she didn’t look like a mess.

I’d tap that if she stopped talking about her ex.

5

Another way to say you want to have sex with someone, but with a little extra attitude.

I’d tap that if she asked nicely.

I’d tap that if she wasn’t so loud.

I’d tap that if she didn’t have a beard.

6

A way to say you want to get something from someone, like a girl or a beer, and you're not afraid to use your penis to do it.

I’d tap that if she was cute.

I’d tap that if she had a job.

I’d tap that if she didn’t talk too much.

7

When someone sees a nice river and says they want to install a whole plumbing system just to get the water out of it.

I’d tap that if it had a fountain.

I’d tap that if it was free.

I’d tap that if it didn’t smell like a sewer.