I'd smash

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I'd smash means I'd rip off my clothes and jump on that hot person like they're my last meal.

I saw my teacher's hot daughter and texted him: 'I'd smash her if she wasn't my teacher's kid.'

He walked in and said, 'I'd smash that girl if I had a brain.'

My friend saw a barista and said, 'I'd smash her if I wasn't already married.'

When a guy sees a girl and thinks she's good enough to have sex with, even if she's just okay.

He saw the new waitress and said, 'I'd smash her, but I don't want to get fired.'

My brother saw a girl at the gym and texted me, 'I'd smash her if I wasn't already in love with my ex.'

He passed a girl and said, 'I'd smash her, but I'm too tired to chase her.'

I'd smash means I'd take that girl to my bed and not stop until I'm too tired to move.

He saw a girl at the park and said, 'I'd smash her if I had a date tonight.'

My cousin saw a girl at the store and said, 'I'd smash her if I wasn't still hungover.'

He texted me, 'I'd smash that girl if I wasn't already with my girlfriend.'