I'd Shit That

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A way of saying a bathroom is so clean you'd rather poop there than anywhere else. Like it’s a gold-plated toilet and you’re the king of poop.

Man I walked into this bathroom and I'd shit that.

That restroom looked so nice I'd shit that.

I'd shit that if I had to pick between that and a porta-potty.

When you see something so good you’d eat it even if it was a foot long and covered in hair. Like you’re that hungry and that desperate.

That taco looked so good I'd shit that.

I’d shit that if I saw a pizza that big.

That burger was so juicy I'd shit that.

A way of saying someone is so cool and awesome you’d probably date them even if they had a tattoo of a chicken on their face.

That guy is so cool I'd shit that.

I’d shit that if she had a chicken tattoo.

That girl is so awesome I'd shit that.