I'd shart

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A wild way to say you think someone is full of crap and probably would poop their pants if they tried.

I'd shart you're telling me you ate 10 whole pizzas? Pfft, I'd shart.

Bro, I'd shart you passed algebra with a 98%

If I believed that, I'd shart and then eat the poop.

When you say you'd rather die than believe what someone just said.

I'd shart you told me the teacher let the class watch TikTok during math.

I'd shart you said you could beat my dad in a wrestling match.

I'd shart you're telling me you finished that whole homework assignment.

A fancy way to say you're so confused and annoyed you might need a bathroom right then.

I'd shart you just said the sky is green.

I'd shart you told me my dog eats my homework.

I'd shart you said my mom's dating a clown.

When you're so mad or confused you'd rather poop your pants than deal with what someone just said.

I'd shart you said the principal is going to dress up as a chicken.

I'd shart you told me I had to wear socks to school.

I'd shart you said my math test was easy.

A way to say you think someone is lying and you'd rather be covered in poop than believe them.

I'd shart you said you didn't cheat on the test.

I'd shart you told me you didn't eat the whole cake.

I'd shart you said you're going to be the best at soccer.