I'd shaadi that

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The Indian way of saying I'd slap that and then eat it for breakfast

That guy at the bus stop looked like he just walked out of a spicy curry and a gym.

My cousin’s wedding photo got me thinking about my own future husband… and his face.

When my aunt’s new boyfriend showed up and I knew he was trouble, but I still wanted to marry him.

When you see someone and think they’re so good, you’d marry them and then cheat on them in the same day

My neighbor’s dog just got a new collar, and I’m considering a divorce.

That barista at my favorite café? I’d marry her and then date her sister.

My teacher’s new boyfriend looked like he could beat up my dad, and I wanted to propose.

When you see someone and say I’d marry them even if they kicked your ass and took your money

That guy in the grocery store looked like he could beat my brother up and steal my lunch money.

My friend’s new crush looked like he could take my spot in the lunch line and my favorite snack.

My mom’s new boyfriend looked like he could beat my dad and take my allowance.