i'd really rather never

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To wish you could punch the future in the face and run away

I'd rather never go to that stupid family reunion again.

If I had to watch my cousin's kid do a talent show, I'd rather be buried.

I'd rather never eat another slice of pizza that's been sitting out for a week.

To want to hide under a rock until time stops

I'd really rather never see my ex again.

I'd rather never take another math test in my life.

I'd rather never hear my mom's terrible singing at a family gathering.

To wish you could teleport to a desert and never come back

I'd really rather never have to do that presentation again.

I'd rather never be stuck in traffic on a Monday morning.

I'd rather never eat that weird cafeteria food again.

To want to throw your life away just to escape one more thing

I'd really rather never have to deal with my brother's dumb jokes.

I'd rather never be late for school again.

I'd rather never hear my teacher's terrible voice.

To wish you could live in a cave and never speak to another human being again

I'd really rather never have to do that science project again.

I'd rather never be stuck in a group project with my worst friend.

I'd rather never have to explain my bad grades to my mom.