I'd reach that

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A guy says this when he thinks he can grab a girl’s butt from behind, even if it's huge and in his face.

Bro, I'd reach that if she walked backwards into a wall.

He said, 'I'd reach that in a heartbeat,' then tripped over his own feet.

At the gym, he yelled, 'I'd reach that if it was a pizza delivery!'

When a man is sure he can touch a woman’s behind from behind, even if it’s like a mountain in the way.

He texted, 'I'd reach that even if it was on fire.'

At the club, he said, 'I'd reach that if I had to swim through a pool.'

He told his friend, 'I'd reach that even if it was a spaceship.'

A guy bragging he can touch a girl’s butt from behind, even if it’s so big it could block the sun.

He posted, 'I'd reach that if it was the last thing I did.'

He said, 'I'd reach that even if it was a moving van.'

He DM’d, 'I'd reach that if it was a wall I had to climb.'

Used by guys who think they can touch a woman’s butt from behind, even if it’s the size of a car.

He said, 'I'd reach that even if it was a cow.'

He texted, 'I'd reach that if I had to run a marathon.'

He yelled, 'I'd reach that even if it was a spaceship coming to take me.'

When a guy is so sure he can grab a girl’s butt from behind, even if it’s like a fortress.

He said, 'I'd reach that even if it was a castle.'

He texted, 'I'd reach that if it was a mountain.'

He posted, 'I'd reach that even if it was a dragon.'

A guy saying he can touch a girl’s butt from behind, even if it’s as big as a bus.

He said, 'I'd reach that even if it was a giant.'

He texted, 'I'd reach that if it was a dinosaur.'

He yelled, 'I'd reach that even if it was a whole damn city.'