I'd rather shower at Penn State

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A total refusal to do something, even if it means getting soap in your hair and failing life.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than go to that stupid party.

If I have to do this, I'd rather live in a sewer.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than eat another taco from my mom.

When you'd rather wash your hair in a lake than do whatever is being asked of you.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than take that test.

If I have to do this, I'd rather get eaten by a bear.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than speak in public again.

A strong hatred for doing something, even if it means getting wet and being mocked by strangers.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than be on stage.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than go to math class.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than talk to my crush.

A refusal so strong it could make a statue cry and a toilet overflow.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than sing in front of people.

If I have to do this, I'd rather be buried alive.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than do my homework.

A total rejection of something, like you're being forced to live in a shower for the rest of your life.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than work on that project.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than go to that stupid meeting.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than eat pizza with my dad.

A complete no to something, even if it means you end up looking like a soggy raccoon.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than give a speech.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than eat a salad.

I'd rather shower at Penn State than go to that stupid party again.