I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

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A way to yell how much you hate doing something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than clean my room again.

If I had to do that math test one more time, I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than eat another taco Tuesday.

A super strong way to say you're avoiding something like a crazy person

My mom said I had to do the dishes. I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene.

If I had to go to that party, I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than talk to my crush.

A fancy way to say you'd rather die than do something

If I had to do that presentation, I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than take the bus again.

If I had to eat that pizza, I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene.

A loud way to say you're really really not in the mood

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than do my homework.

If I had to listen to that song one more time, I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than go to soccer practice.

A wild way to say you're going to refuse something with all your might

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than go to that stupid party.

If I had to eat that cereal again, I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than sit through that lecture.

A crazy way to say you're absolutely not doing something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than take that test.

If I had to do that project again, I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than go to that dumb meeting.