I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

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A way of saying you’d rather die than do something stupid. It’s like saying your penis is a sacrifice to a fire god.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than eat that mystery meat again.

If you make me go to that party, I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than watch my mom fight my dad again.

A swear word used when you’re so mad you’d rather burn your junk than do what someone said.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than listen to your dumb plan.

If you don’t shut up, I’ll nail my penis to a burning building.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than take that test.

A really strong way to say you hate something so much it’s like you’re volunteering to get roasted by a fire.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than eat that chicken nugget again.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than wear that stupid shirt.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than sit through that boring movie.

A crazy way of saying you’d rather be tortured than do something embarrassing.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than give a speech.

If I have to do that, I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than sing in front of people.

A loud way of saying you’re so annoyed you’d rather get burned than deal with something dumb.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than take that stupid quiz.

If you say one more thing, I’ll nail my penis to a burning building.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than listen to your dumb opinion.

A way of saying you’d rather be dead than do something that sounds like a punishment from hell.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than do that math homework.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than be stuck with you.

I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building than go to that boring event.