I'd rather have cake

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A slang way to say you’d rather eat a whole cake than deal with someone’s messy love life. It’s basically the ace version of saying 'I’d rather be dead than deal with this.'

'I’d rather have cake than watch you two fight over the last piece of frosting.'

'I’d rather have cake than listen to your love problems at 3 a. m.'

'I’d rather have cake than try to explain why I’m single at the family reunion.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you’re so tired of love stuff that you’d rather stuff your face with cake than deal with someone’s stupid romance.

'I’d rather have cake than hear about his ex again.'

'I’d rather have cake than be the third wheel at the party.'

'I’d rather have cake than get dragged into your love story.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A fancy way of saying you’d rather eat cake than let someone’s love life ruin your day. It’s like the ace version of ‘I’d rather be alone than deal with this.'

'I’d rather have cake than let your love life ruin my lunch.'

'I’d rather have cake than hear about your new crush at work.'

'I’d rather have cake than be stuck in your love drama at the grocery store.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago