i'd rather have a penis in my pants

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The excuse you use when you're stuck in a bad situation and you're too lazy to think of something better

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than deal with this stupid meeting.'

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than listen to your terrible singing.'

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than clean my room again.'

What you say when you're too embarrassed to admit you're in a mess

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than explain why I failed my math test.'

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than tell my mom I lost my phone.'

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than ask him out again.'

Your go-to phrase when you're avoiding the truth and pretending everything is fine

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than face my terrible grades.'

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than talk to my crush.'

'I'd rather have a penis in my pants than deal with my brother's nonsense.'