Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A very strong way of saying you'd rather do something gross and painful than whatever someone just made you do.

I'd rather eat a shoe than do that math test again.

My mom said I'd rather eat a shoe than clean my room.

He said he'd rather eat a shoe than go to school.

2

A way of telling someone you'd rather swallow a dirty sock than do what they told you to do.

I'd rather eat a shoe than go to soccer practice.

She said she'd rather eat a shoe than take the bus.

He told his dad he'd rather eat a shoe than do his homework.

3

A super rude way of saying you’d rather have a bad experience than do whatever someone just told you to do.

I'd rather eat a shoe than go to the dentist.

He said he'd rather eat a shoe than take the blame.

She told her brother she'd rather eat a shoe than get in trouble.

4

A loud, angry way of saying you’d rather do something super gross than do what someone told you to do.

I'd rather eat a shoe than eat that weird food.

He yelled he'd rather eat a shoe than go to recess.

She said she'd rather eat a shoe than sit through that movie.

5

A very dramatic way of saying you’d rather do something bad and ugly than do what someone told you to do.

I'd rather eat a shoe than go to that party.

He said he'd rather eat a shoe than take the test.

She told her friend she'd rather eat a shoe than watch that show.

6

A really funny way of saying you’d rather have a weird experience than do what someone told you to do.

I'd rather eat a shoe than go to the mall.

He said he'd rather eat a shoe than play that game.

She told her mom she'd rather eat a shoe than do her chores.