I'd rather do this than FUCK.

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You say this when you'd rather eat a shoe than do whatever you were just told to do.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I'm not cleaning my room again.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I'd rather be tortured.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is the worst homework ever.
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You yell this when you're given something that sounds like a curse.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is like being forced to do math in the dark.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I'd rather fight a dragon.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is the most painful thing I've ever heard.
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You whisper this when you’re stuck doing something you really, really don’t want to do.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I’d rather do my taxes.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I’d rather be stuck in a traffic jam.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I’d rather be yelled at by my mom.
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You say this when you’re so tired of whatever you were just told to do.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I’ve been doing this all week.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I’m so done with this.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is like being stuck in a never-ending loop.
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You say this when you’re given something that’s clearly the worst option.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is the worst thing I’ve ever been asked to do.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is like getting stuck with a monster.
I'd rather do this than fuck. I’d rather be buried alive.
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You shout this when you’re being forced to do something that’s completely ridiculous.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is the most ridiculous thing ever.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is like being forced to dance with a goat.
I'd rather do this than fuck. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
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