I'd rather convert to Satanism

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A swear-filled way of saying you’d rather burn in hell than do something stupid.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than clean my room again.

My mom said I’d get grounded if I didn’t do my math. I’d rather convert to Satanism.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than watch another TikTok dance.

A loud, angry declaration that you’d rather be tortured by demons than do something annoying.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I’d rather convert to Satanism.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than eat another piece of pizza.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than sit through another boring lecture.

A desperate way of saying you’d rather have a devil for a best friend than do something you hate.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than do my homework.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than mow the lawn.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than go to church.

A swear-filled choice you make when something is so bad, you’d take a deal with the devil.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than do another Zoom call.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than eat my veggies.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than be yelled at by my dad.

A loud and profane way of saying you’d take a demon’s offer over doing something dumb.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than do my spelling test.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than go to soccer practice.

I’d rather convert to Satanism than watch my brother’s TikTok.