I'd rather be soap

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I'd rather be dead than feel this bad. Being soap sounds way better than being crumpled up in a bathroom with a hangover.

I'd rather be soap than deal with this pizza hangover.

I'd rather be soap than my sister's middle school drama.

I'd rather be soap than my boss's Monday morning rant.

I'd rather be dead than feel this awful. Being soap is less painful than being stuck in a bad relationship.

I'd rather be soap than my ex's text at 2 a. m.

I'd rather be soap than my mom's cooking.

I'd rather be soap than my dog's face when I forgot to feed him.

I'd rather be dead than feel this bad. Being soap is easier than trying to understand my math homework.

I'd rather be soap than my math test tomorrow.

I'd rather be soap than my teacher's voice.

I'd rather be soap than my little brother's tantrum.