I'd poop on that.

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A way to say you’d be happy to have wild sex with someone, even if it meant pooping on them.
My crush just walked by me. I texted her: 'I'd poop on that.'
He said he'd poop on that if she let him.
I saw my teacher and blurted out, 'I'd poop on that!' and got detention.
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You use it when you think someone is so hot you'd let them poop on you during sex.
She said, 'I'd poop on that,' after I told her I'd let her poop on me.
He said, 'I'd poop on that,' when his ex walked into the room.
At the party, I said, 'I'd poop on that,' and no one knew what I meant.
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You say it when you’re so turned on by someone, you’d be okay with being pooped on by them.
He texted me, 'I'd poop on that,' and I laughed at him.
I said, 'I'd poop on that,' when I saw my crush wearing a tight shirt.
She said, 'I'd poop on that,' after I asked her to be my girlfriend.
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