1 A fancy way to say I'd rip your guts out and use them as shoelaces. Expand I'd pipe if I had the chance.He said he'd pipe if the pizza wasn't good.She'd pipe just to make the drama worse. + Examples
2 A way to say I'd take a dump on your face and call it a high five. Expand I'd pipe if I had the energy.He'd pipe just to annoy his mom.She'd pipe if the movie was too long. + Examples
3 A way of saying I'd do the worst thing possible to you and be proud of it. Expand I'd pipe if I had the time.He'd pipe if the coffee was weak.She'd pipe if the playlist was bad. + Examples
4 A way to say I'd beat you up and take your snacks. Expand I'd pipe if I had a snack.He'd pipe if the game was boring.She'd pipe if the music was too loud. + Examples
5 A way to say I'd throw you in a trash can and laugh about it. Expand I'd pipe if I had a trash can.He'd pipe if the joke was bad.She'd pipe if the party was over. + Examples