I'd Paint That

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A thing or person so visually amazing that you'd rather spend hours painting it than actually living your life.

That sunrise looked like a god had dipped a paintbrush in heaven and flicked it at me.

My ex's new haircut? I'd paint that on a canvas and throw it at her face.

That pizza? I'd paint that and eat it for breakfast.

Something so good-looking it makes you want to grab a brush and cover your face in paint just to match it.

That car? I'd paint that and drive it into traffic just to see if it would crash with style.

My cousin's new tattoo? I'd paint that and charge people to see it.

That donut? I'd paint that and eat it like it was a masterpiece.

A person or thing so pretty that you'd rather paint it than go to the bathroom or eat.

That guy's face? I'd paint that and hang it in the school gym.

My mom's new dress? I'd paint that and wear it to my brother's funeral.

That sunset? I'd paint that and sell it for a million bucks.

Something so good-looking it makes you want to throw your paint at it and call it a day.

That cake? I'd paint that and throw it at my boss.

That cat? I'd paint that and put it on my resume.

That phone? I'd paint that and try to sell it as art.

A thing or person so awesome that you'd paint it even if it was the last thing you ever did.

That concert? I'd paint that and sell it as a souvenir.

That pizza box? I'd paint that and call it a masterpiece.

That kid? I'd paint that and hang it in the principal's office.