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You see a guy so hot you'd let him put his junk in your mouth like you're a dog and he's the owner. This is usually a guy who looks like he stepped out of a gym ad or a guy who smells like old pizza and has a personality so loud it could wake the dead.
My cousin saw the guy at the gym and said, 'I’d let him stick the tip in my mouth if he promised to buy me a burger.'
My friend texted me, 'That guy at the bar looked like he could eat me and still have room for dessert.'
My mom said, 'If that man walked in here, I’d let him stick the tip in my face and then tell him he’s ugly.'