I'd let him fuck my daughter

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A dad's dream come true. You’d let him blast your daughter like a fireworks show if it meant your grandkids would be born with a six-pack and a personality that could charm the devil.
My dad said, 'I'd let him fuck my daughter if he promised to teach my grandkids how to curse properly.'
Mom texted me, 'If he's hot enough, I'd let him fuck my daughter and forget the whole genetics thing.'
Uncle Bob DM'd me, 'I'd let him fuck my daughter if he paid me to watch it happen.'
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A phrase for when a guy is so good-looking and smooth, you’d let him have your daughter just to see if he’d pass on his coolness to your grandkids, or at least his ability to talk trash.
My uncle said, 'I'd let him fuck my daughter if he promised to teach my grandkids how to talk trash.'
Dad texted me, 'If he’s got a good laugh and a strong back, I'd let him fuck my daughter.'
My cousin DM'd me, 'I’d let him fuck my daughter if he brought a pizza and a six-pack.'
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When a guy is so good-looking and charming, you’d let him take your daughter on a date, have sex with her, and then you'd take him out for burgers just to thank him.
My dad said, 'I’d let him fuck my daughter if he promised to take me out for burgers afterward.'
Mom texted me, 'I’d let him fuck my daughter if he brought me a burger and a Coke.'
Uncle Bob DM'd me, 'I’d let him fuck my daughter if he promised to feed me for a month.'
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