i'd let her touch it

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A guy is so turned on by a girl he’d let her feel his junk even if it was still soft from breakfast.
Bro, I’d let her touch it if she promised not to judge my morning donut choices.
I’d let her touch it just to prove I wasn’t still in my pajamas.
He’d let her touch it even if it was still warm from the toaster.
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A guy is so smitten he’d let a girl run her hands over his manhood like it was a lottery ticket.
I’d let her touch it if it was the last thing I did before I died.
He’d let her touch it because he thought it was a sign from heaven.
She’d let him touch it if he promised to stop singing in the shower.
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A guy is so desperate he’d let a girl touch his junk even if it was still wet from a recent shower.
He’d let her touch it even if it was still dripping from the shower.
She’d let him touch it if he promised to stop eating cereal for dinner.
He’d let her touch it just to get her to stop talking about her ex.
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A guy is so into a girl he’d let her touch his junk even if it was still half-hard from a bad dream.
He’d let her touch it even if it was still twitching from the nightmare.
She’d let him touch it if he promised to stop talking about his mom’s bad hair day.
He’d let her touch it just to shut him up about his ex.
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A guy is so flattered he’d let a girl touch his junk even if it was still soft from a recent nap.
He’d let her touch it if it was still warm from the couch.
She’d let him touch it if he promised not to mention his sister’s terrible singing.
He’d let her touch it just to avoid talking about his failed relationship.
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A guy is so confident he’d let a girl touch his junk even if it was still wet from a recent swim.
He’d let her touch it if it was still glistening from the pool.
She’d let him touch it if he promised not to talk about his failed business.
He’d let her touch it just to prove he wasn’t scared of her.
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