I'd Kidnap That

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A person so attractive, you'd steal them and force them to have sex in a ditch.

That guy at the coffee shop looked like he could make my dog cum.

I saw her in the grocery line and immediately considered robbing the store.

He walked in and I almost threw my phone out the window.

Someone so good-looking, you'd take them hostage just to get a free BJ.

She looked like a goddess, and I was ready to pay ransom.

He had the face of an angel and the body of a devil.

I almost kidnapped my boss just to get a kiss.

A person so sexy, you'd kidnap them and make them your slave for life.

She walked in, and I almost forgot how to breathe.

That guy had the body of a superhero and the eyes of a god.

I would have kidnapped my dog if he looked that good.