I'd hit that like Chornobaivka

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A way of saying you'd bang that person so hard you'd forget your own name and maybe even your own face.

I'd hit that like Chornobaivka if she walked in wearing a sandwich.

He said that after seeing his ex's new dating app profile.

She texted him: 'I'd hit that like Chornobaivka if you brought me pizza.'

A promise you'd have sex with someone so much you'd probably have to take a break just to catch your breath.

He said it after seeing his crush's Instagram story.

She used it in a DM to her crush during lunch.

He yelled it during a group project when his crush sat next to him.

A way of saying you'd take that person's pants off so fast they wouldn't know what hit them.

He said it after his teacher announced a pop quiz.

She texted it to her best friend after seeing her crush's new haircut.

He used it in a DM during math class.

A loud declaration that you'd have sex with someone so much you might start a new sport.

He said it after his crush smiled at him in the hallway.

She used it in a DM after seeing his TikTok.

He yelled it during science class when his crush sat next to him.

A way of saying you'd have sex with someone so much it might become a full-time job.

He said it after his crush passed him a note in class.

She used it in a DM during lunch.

He texted it to his crush after seeing their new outfit.

A strong statement that you'd have sex with someone so much you might need a new name and a new identity.

He said it after his crush waved at him from across the room.

She used it in a DM during homeroom.

He texted it to his crush after seeing their new haircut.