Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy’s way of saying he wants to bone a girl, like she’s a snack and he’s a hungry kid.

I’d hit it if she came to my house wearing only socks.

He said, 'I’d hit it' when she walked in wearing a crop top.

He texted, 'I’d hit it if you wore that dress again.'

2

A guy saying he wants to bang a girl, but it’s more like he’s saying he doesn’t care if she’s ugly or weird.

He said, 'I’d hit it' even though she had a zit the size of a planet.

He told his friend, 'I’d hit it' after she called him a faggot.

He wrote, 'I’d hit it' on the board during lunch.

3

A guy’s way of saying he wants to have sex with a girl, or even a car if he’s desperate enough.

He said, 'I’d hit it' when he saw her driving his favorite car.

He whispered, 'I’d hit it' when he saw her wearing his shoes.

He texted, 'I’d hit it' after he broke up with his ex.

4

A guy saying he wants to punch the person, but it's really just a fancy way of saying he wants to fuck them.

He said, 'I’d hit it' when he saw her walking into the room.

He texted, 'I’d hit it' when he got a new phone.

He yelled, 'I’d hit it' when his friend said he was ugly.

5

What a guy says when he sees something so hot, he thinks he might die from wanting it.

He said, 'I’d hit it' when he saw her wearing a bikini.

He told his friend, 'I’d hit it' when he saw her in a dress.

He texted, 'I’d hit it' when he saw her with a new haircut.

6

The best way to get a woman to slap you so hard you see stars.

He said, 'I’d hit it' and got slapped for his trouble.

He texted, 'I’d hit it' and got a face full of pizza.

He yelled, 'I’d hit it' and got a slap so hard he cried.

7

A guy saying he wants to punch the back of a woman’s uterus with his penis, like it’s a video game.

He said, 'I’d hit it' and got a slap for his trouble.

He texted, 'I’d hit it' and got a face full of pizza.

He yelled, 'I’d hit it' and got a slap so hard he cried.