Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I would give that person a boner and a blowjob just to get out of the DMV.

I'd hit that lady in line behind me.

I'd hit the guy who spilled coffee on my paperwork.

I'd hit the kid who tried to cheat on the eye exam.

2

A guy’s way of saying he wants to rip her clothes off and take her to the back of the store.

I'd hit that girl in the hair salon.

I'd hit my cousin’s girlfriend.

I'd hit the waitress who gave me free fries.

3

You see a hot girl and you're like, I want to get her in the back of a car and make her scream.

I'd hit that girl in the gym.

I'd hit the barista with the perfect latte art.

I'd hit the girl who walked past me twice.

4

When you see someone so hot, you're ready to punch a hole in the wall just to get to them.

I'd hit that girl in the park.

I'd hit the girl wearing the tightest jeans.

I'd hit my neighbor's daughter at the party.

5

Used to mean a guy wants to have sex with a girl, but now it just means he wants to have sex with a burger.

I'd hit that burger at McDonald's.

I'd hit the Big Mac like it was a woman.

I'd hit the McFlurry just to make it cry.

6

You're not just interested, you're ready to throw her over your shoulder and drag her to the nearest bed.

I'd hit that woman at the bar.

I'd hit my teacher’s daughter.

I'd hit the girl in the grocery store.

7

I'll have sex with her, but I won't even think about respecting her after that.

I'd hit that girl but I'd forget her name the next day.

I'd hit the waitress and then walk out.

I'd hit my mom’s friend and not even say thank you.