Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I would punch that girl’s face and then ask for her number.

I'd handle that girl if she walked into my math class.

I'd handle my cousin’s girlfriend if she texted me first.

I'd handle that barista if she smiled at me like that.

2

I’d take that girl and turn her into my new side dish.

I'd handle my neighbor’s daughter if she came to my birthday party.

I'd handle that girl if she asked me for help with homework.

I'd handle my sister’s friend if she flirted with my dad.

3

I would rip her clothes off and then argue about who got the last piece of pizza.

I'd handle that girl if she sat next to me at lunch.

I'd handle my friend’s ex if she came back to our group chat.

I'd handle that girl if she won the dance competition.

4

I’d take that girl and make her my new best friend… or my new worst enemy.

I'd handle that girl if she texted me during church.

I'd handle my teacher’s daughter if she gave me a C on my test.

I'd handle that girl if she skipped class with me.

5

I would chase her down the hallway and then ask her out.

I'd handle that girl if she ran past me in the hallway.

I'd handle my brother’s crush if she came to our game.

I'd handle that girl if she laughed at my joke.

6

I’d beat up her brother just to get to her.

I'd handle that girl if her brother blocked my way.

I'd handle my friend’s crush if her brother was in my class.

I'd handle that girl if her brother insulted me first.