I'd Go there

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A fake promise you make to yourself when you see someone so ugly it makes you want to punch them, even if they are old, look like a raccoon, or are covered in glitter.

I'd go there if I could just forget that guy wears glitter every day.

I'd go there even if it meant walking past that guy who looks like a raccoon in a neon suit.

I'd go there if I could get a refund for the time I spent staring at that lady's face.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A way to say you’d rather be dead than do something stupid. Like walking into a burning building or eating a whole cake in one bite.

I’d go there if it meant not having to eat that cake in one bite.

I’d go there even if it meant getting shot in the face and then eating that cake.

I’d go there if I could just avoid getting shot in the face entirely.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A sneaky way to tell someone else they look like a disaster. Like a guy who looks like he got hit by a truck and then a chicken.

I’d go there if that guy was my brother and I had to look at him every day.

I’d go there if I had to sit next to that guy during lunch.

I’d go there if I could just pretend he wasn’t there.

by Slangipedia 11d ago