I'd give her one

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A sneaky way of saying you'd like to rip her clothes off and do your business in the back of a taxi.
I'd give her one. She looks like she could suck the paint off the walls.
I'd give her one. She's the kind of woman who makes your pants feel tight in traffic.
I'd give her one. She's so hot, I'd rather fight a bear than walk past her.
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When you see a woman and think she's so good, you'd rather be stuck in a ditch than not get her number.
I'd give her one. She’s so good, I’d rather be stuck in a ditch than not get her number.
I'd give her one. She walks in and the whole bar goes silent.
I'd give her one. She’s so good, I’d rather eat a whole pizza than not flirt with her.
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A way of saying you’d rather be beaten up than not get this woman’s number.
I'd give her one. She’s so hot, I’d rather be beaten up than not get her number.
I'd give her one. She walks in, and I forget my own name.
I'd give her one. I’d rather get kicked in the nuts than not talk to her.
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A clever trick to say you want to shag her so bad, you’d rather be thrown in a jail cell than not get her number.
I'd give her one. I’d rather be thrown in a jail cell than not get her number.
I'd give her one. She’s so good, I’d rather be locked up than not flirt with her.
I'd give her one. She walks in, and I forget my own identity.
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A way to say you want to screw her so bad, you'd rather be stuck in a traffic jam than not get her number.
I'd give her one. I'd rather be stuck in a traffic jam than not get her number.
I'd give her one. She walks in, and I forget my own name.
I'd give her one. She’s so good, I’d rather get stuck in traffic than not shag her.
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A funny way of saying you're so attracted to her, you'd rather be cursed than not get her number.
I'd give her one. I’d rather be cursed than not get her number.
I'd give her one. She walks in, and I forget my own identity.
I'd give her one. She's so good, I’d rather be cursed than not flirt with her.
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