Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A wild statement that means I'm so desperate I'd even sleep with a smelly goat if it got me what I wanted.

I'd fuck a goat if it meant getting out of this job.

I'd fuck a goat if it made my ex jealous.

I'd fuck a goat if it gave me free pizza for a month.

2

A crazy way of saying I don't care what I have to do to get what I want.

I'd fuck a goat if it got me a promotion.

I'd fuck a goat if it let me skip class.

I'd fuck a goat if it made my mom proud.

3

A very bold way of saying I'm willing to do anything, even if it involves a goat.

I'd fuck a goat if it made my crush like me.

I'd fuck a goat if it let me win the game.

I'd fuck a goat if it gave me a million dollars.

4

A wild statement that shows I'm ready to go all in, even if it means a goat.

I'd fuck a goat if it made me famous.

I'd fuck a goat if it let me eat all the ice cream.

I'd fuck a goat if it made my dog happy.

5

A very gross way of saying I'm willing to do anything to get what I want.

I'd fuck a goat if it gave me a passing grade.

I'd fuck a goat if it let me stay up late.

I'd fuck a goat if it made my teacher cry.

6

A very dumb way of saying I don't care what I have to do, even if it's a goat.

I'd fuck a goat if it let me play video games all day.

I'd fuck a goat if it made my brother shut up.

I'd fuck a goat if it gave me a free phone.