I'd fist pump that

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You're so happy you'd punch the air with your fist like you just won the lottery and your mom finally stopped yelling.
I'd fist pump that if my math test was easier than my sister's drama.
I'd fist pump that if my pizza arrived before my homework.
I'd fist pump that if my dog stopped eating my shoes.
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You're so proud you'd punch the air with your fist like you just told your principal your mom was a superhero.
I'd fist pump that if I finally beat my brother at video games.
I'd fist pump that if my teacher let me eat candy during math.
I'd fist pump that if my mom stopped telling me I was a mess.
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You're so excited you'd punch the air with your fist like you just found out your dog was adopted by a rockstar.
I'd fist pump that if my science project was awesome.
I'd fist pump that if my dad stopped snoring at 2 a. m.
I'd fist pump that if my crush texted me back.
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You're so thrilled you'd punch the air with your fist like you just got a free taco and your mom said you could stay up late.
I'd fist pump that if my soccer team won the game.
I'd fist pump that if my dog finally stopped barking at the mailman.
I'd fist pump that if my math test was as easy as counting to 10.
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You're so pumped you'd punch the air with your fist like you just got a million dollars and your dad said you could have the last slice of pizza.
I'd fist pump that if my crush asked me to the dance.
I'd fist pump that if I beat my brother at chess.
I'd fist pump that if my mom let me eat cereal for dinner.
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You're so happy you'd punch the air with your fist like you just got a gold star and your dog gave you a hug.
I'd fist pump that if I got an A on my report card.
I'd fist pump that if my dad let me play video games all day.
I'd fist pump that if my crush smiled at me.
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