I'd eat the corn out of her shit

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A way to say a girl is so hot you'd rather eat corn from her poop than starve.
My ex was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit just to see her face.
He said he'd eat the corn out of her shit if she promised to never leave him.
At the gym, the guy next to me said he'd eat the corn out of her shit if she worked out with him.
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When someone is so attractive you’d eat the corn from their poop just to be close to them.
My neighbor said he'd eat the corn out of her shit if she let him borrow her Netflix.
My crush said he'd eat the corn out of her shit if she texted him first.
My friend's brother said he'd eat the corn out of her shit if she gave him a hug.
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A crazy way to say someone is so hot you’d eat corn from their poop just to hang out.
She said she'd eat the corn out of her shit if he took her to the movies.
My brother said he'd eat the corn out of her shit if she let him play video games.
The guy at the bus stop said he'd eat the corn out of her shit if she waved at him.
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