Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To cook, meaning the penis is stuck in the vagina so long it feels like you're being grilled.

My boyfriend cooked me for two hours. I was done by the time he was finished.

She said she’d cook me until the meat was tender.

I asked him to stop cooking me, but he said he was just getting started.

2

To cook, meaning the penis is inside the vagina so much it’s like a slow burn.

He cooked me until I was ready to scream.

I told him I was cooking, but he said he was the one doing the cooking.

She cooked me so good I forgot my own name.

3

To cook, meaning the penis is inside the vagina so long it's like you're on a hot plate.

He cooked me for so long I had to take a break.

She said she was cooking, but I think she was just showing off.

I cooked him until he had no energy left.

4

To cook, meaning the penis is inside the vagina so much it feels like you're in a sauna.

He cooked me until I was all sweaty and tired.

I said I was cooking, but he said he was the main dish.

She cooked me until I had to take a cold shower.

5

To cook, meaning the penis is inside the vagina so long it feels like you're being roasted.

He cooked me until I was all charred up.

I said I was cooking, but he said he was the fire.

She cooked me so good I asked for seconds.

6

To cook, meaning the penis is stuck in the vagina so long it feels like you're being fried.

He cooked me until I was all crispy.

I said I was cooking, but he said he was the pan.

She cooked me until I had to take a deep breath.