i'd catch a grenade for you

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a stupid, gay way of saying i love you. like a kid who thinks he’s cool because he knows the words to a song from 2014.

i’d catch a grenade for you, bro. i’d also cry if you got hurt.

you’re like that guy in the music video. i’m gonna laugh if you fail.

i’d catch a grenade for you. but i’d also eat your face if you didn’t.

a manly way of saying you’re a fag. like you’re trying to be tough but you’re still into Bruno Mars.

i’d catch a grenade for you. but i’d also punch you if you said that out loud.

you say that like you’re not a fag. i’m still a fag.

i’d catch a grenade for you. but i’d also tell your mom.

a stupid, overused line that sounds like it came from a middle schooler who thinks he’s a rockstar.

i’d catch a grenade for you. and i’d also fail math because of you.

you said that line like it was the best thing ever. it’s not.

i’d catch a grenade for you. and i’d also cry if you didn’t.

a line that makes you sound like you’re in a boy band and you’re still trying to be cool.

i’d catch a grenade for you. and i’d also sing in the shower.

you say that like you’re in a boy band. you’re not.

i’d catch a grenade for you. and i’d also get a tattoo of your face.

a cheesy way of saying you’re a fag and you think you’re in love.

i’d catch a grenade for you. and i’d also tell everyone you’re a fag.

you said that like you’re in love. you’re just a fag.

i’d catch a grenade for you. and i’d also eat a burger in honor of you.

a line that sounds like it came from someone who thinks they’re the main character of a bad teen movie.

i’d catch a grenade for you. and i’d also have a dramatic monologue about it.

you said that like you were in a teen movie. you’re not.

i’d catch a grenade for you. and i’d also fail my life because of you.