i'd bend that over

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You yell this when you spot a girl so hot she could make a monk lose his religion.
I’d bend that over right now if she wasn’t with her boyfriend.
That girl walks in and I’m already thinking about what I’d do to her later.
I’d bend that over in a heartbeat if she wasn’t wearing a shirt.
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What you shout when a girl looks so good you’re ready to punch the wall and then kiss her.
I’d bend that over if she wasn’t already talking to someone else.
That girl looked so good I almost forgot my pants were on.
I’d bend that over if I could just walk up to her.
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You say it when a girl comes in and you’re ready to forget your own name just to get close to hers.
I’d bend that over if I wasn’t still eating my lunch.
That girl walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
I’d bend that over if I could just whisper in her ear.
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