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A person who would rather get shot than talk. They'd rather die than say one word.
When the sheriff asked him where the outlaw was, he just stared at him like he was stupid.
The witness didn't blink when the cop threatened him with jail time.
He was asked who he was, and he just walked away like he had no idea.
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A person who's too scared to speak, too lazy to lie, and too dumb to make up something smart.
She got questioned by the teacher and just sat there like a fried chicken.
The kid was asked why he was late, and he just looked at the clock like it was his fault.
He got caught cheating and just stared at the teacher like he was the one who messed up.
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A person who says nothing when asked a question. They're like a broken toaster, you press the button, nothing happens.
The cop asked him why he was there, and he just stood there like he was waiting for a bus.
When the boss asked why he was late, he just shrugged and walked out.
The kid was asked why he didn't do his homework, and he just looked at the floor like it was the most interesting thing ever.
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