I'com'it'a uhaul

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A fancy way of saying I’m showing up with a truck full of junk and I’m not leaving until I’ve taken all your stuff.
I'com'it'a uhaul. Your mom’s old fridge is coming with me.
I'com'it'a uhaul. I’ll take your plants, your shoes, and your regrets.
I'com'it'a uhaul. You’re gonna need a bigger house.
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When you’re too lazy to say the full sentence and just spit out a messed-up word that sounds like a curse.
I'com'it'a uhaul. I brought my dog, my cat, and my ex’s stuff.
I'com'it'a uhaul. Your house is about to get smashed.
I'com'it'a uhaul. I came to steal your life.
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A total disaster in disguise. It means I’m bringing a truck and I’m not afraid to use it.
I'com'it'a uhaul. I’ll take your furniture, your dreams, and your sense of peace.
I'com'it'a uhaul. I’m not leaving until your house is a wreck.
I'com'it'a uhaul. I brought my whole life and I’m not stopping.
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