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A Rasta way of saying 'you and me' but way more spiritual. Like you're not just a person, you're a holy mess with Jah in your head and everyone else's too.
'I and I are gonna smoke this whole joint and yell at the sky,' he said like he was the prophet of weed.
'I and I are the only ones who can beat this traffic,' she said, staring at the car in front of her like it was a rival in a rap battle.
'I and I are gonna go to the beach and forget about school,' he texted his friend at 2 a. m.
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Means 'I' or 'me' but with a side of holy vibes. Like you're not just a person, you're a walking holy spirit with Jah in your brain.
'I and I am not going to clean my room today,' he said, then immediately went to his closet and grabbed a snack.
'I and I are the only ones who can beat this video game,' she said, then lost to her little brother in 30 seconds.
'I and I are gonna eat this whole pizza by myself,' he said, then shared it with his entire family.
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Means 'I and I' is like the body and the soul fighting for control. It's like your body says 'I want pizza,' and your soul says 'I want peace.'
'I and I are trying to decide if we should go to the park or stay home,' he said, then went to the park and forgot about the home part.
'I and I are going to beat this test,' she said, then got a D.
'I and I are going to be rich someday,' he said, then bought a lottery ticket and lost.
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Means your body and mind are one with your soul. It’s like you’re not just a human being, you’re a holy mess that can do magic with your thoughts.
'I and I am going to be a wizard when I grow up,' he said, then dropped his phone in the toilet.
'I and I are going to save the world,' she said, then spilled her juice on her shirt.
'I and I are going to be cool,' he said, then ate a whole cake in one sitting.
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Means Jah is with you, and you're not just a person, you're a walking holy message from the sky. Like you're the chosen one, and you're probably also hungry.
'I and I are the chosen one,' he said, then got a pizza and forgot about the prophecy.
'I and I are gonna save the world,' she said, then fell asleep on the couch.
'I and I are the future of Rasta,' he said, then took a nap in the middle of a meeting.
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Trump’s favorite Bible verse, but spelled weirdly so it looks like it came from a broken keyboard. It’s like he’s saying 'I and I' but also 'I am the best,' and it’s all over the place.
'I and I am the best president ever,' Trump said, then fell asleep during a debate.
'I and I am going to win this election,' he said, then lost to a kid who played video games all day.
'I and I am the most powerful man on Earth,' he said, then got beaten by a chicken in a fight.
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Scottish slang for 'Yeah yeah, I don't believe you.' Like you're just being lazy and pretending you're from Scotland.
'I and I don't believe you,' he said, then immediately believed everything.
'I and I am not going to do my homework,' she said, then did it in 10 minutes.
'I and I am not going to clean my room,' he said, then cleaned it in 30 seconds and forgot about it.
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