I zVortex I

I zVortex I just took down three enemies with a single fart

My siege was a disaster, but I zVortex I turned it into a glory show

I zVortex I made the enemy cry because my chicken was louder than their explosion

I zVortex I destroyed the whole city just because my sandwich was cold

I zVortex I wrecked the enemy’s ship because I didn’t like their playlist

I zVortex I blew up a mountain just to prove I could

I zVortex I beat them up, then gave them a cookie and a hug

I zVortex I ruined their day, then bought them ice cream

I zVortex I cursed them, then sent them a birthday card