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You use it to tease someone for being an idiot, like you’re the king of dumb and they’re just a peasant.
'You failed math again?' 'I yeah, and I’m proud.'
'You got kicked out of the mall?' 'I yeah, and I’ll be back next week.'
'You told your mom you’re getting a degree?' 'I yeah, and I’m lying to everyone.'
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It’s the Irish way of saying no, and it’s basically the only thing they know how to do.
'Do you want to go to the pub?' 'I yeah, and I’m not even slightly interested.'
'Will you help me move?' 'I yeah, and I’ll probably die doing it.'
'Can you stop being a moody bastard?' 'I yeah, and I’m still being a moody bastard.'
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It’s like the Irish version of a middle finger, and it’s usually given to tourists who think they know what’s going on.
'Is this a shortcut?' 'I yeah, and it’s the longest road ever.'
'Do you know where the train station is?' 'I yeah, and I’m not telling you.'
'Can you speak English?' 'I yeah, and I’m choosing not to.'
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You say it when you’re too lazy to think of a real reply, but you still want to sound cool.
'What’s your favorite color?' 'I yeah, and I don’t know.'
'Did you pass the test?' 'I yeah, and I’m probably failing.'
'Do you want to go to the movies?' 'I yeah, and I’m gonna fall asleep in the middle.'
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You say it when you don’t know the answer, but you also don’t want to admit it, so you just make it up.
'What’s the capital of France?' 'I yeah, and it’s pizza.'
'What time is it?' 'I yeah, and it’s whatever time I say it is.'
'What’s your name?' 'I yeah, and it’s the name you’re gonna forget.'
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It’s a magic phrase that makes everything work, even if you say it to a corpse in a car.
'Why’s there a dead man in your car?' 'I yeah, and I’m not even slightly sorry.'
'Why are you wearing a cape?' 'I yeah, and I’m a superhero.'
'Why did you quit smoking?' 'I yeah, and I’m now a ghost.'
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You say it when you know someone is lying, but you just let it slide because you’re too lazy to argue.
'I got a perfect score on the test.' 'I yeah, and you probably got a D.'
'I got a date with the mayor’s daughter.' 'I yeah, and she’s still dating the mayor.'
'I’m the best at video games.' 'I yeah, and you’re still getting beaten by a kid.'
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