Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I made a sandwich so gross it could scare a ghost. My mom named it Fred, and it tastes like old socks and sadness.

My sandwich is so bad it should be excommunicated.

Fred is the worst sandwich ever made. I’m still crying about it.

I tried to eat Fred and now I’m haunted.

2

I used a pencil so pointy it could stab a dragon. It was so pointy it made me scream.

That pencil was like a sword of doom.

I tried to write and my hand was bleeding.

The pencil was so sharp it had a life of its own.

3

The smell was so bad it made my dog cry. It was like a dead raccoon had been left in a trash can for three weeks.

That smell was like a nightmare came to life.

I could feel my nose dying from the stench.

My dog ran out of the room screaming.

4

I have a head that ends in a point. It’s like my brain is trying to escape through my nose.

My head is so pointy it could poke a hole in the sky.

I look like a walking pencil.

My brain is trying to escape through my nose.

5

This song is over, but I still have to say this line. You win this round, but I’m still mad about it.

I had to say that line even though I hated it.

You win, but I’m still plotting revenge.

That line was the worst part of the song.

6

Broccoli is the worst. It’s like eating a green vegetable that wants to kill you.

Broccoli is the devil’s vegetable.

I hate broccoli more than my math teacher.

That broccoli was like a green nightmare.