i wrote this

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the greatest song ever made by the most amazing artist in the whole wide world, Patrick Star, who also once ate a whole pizza in one bite and still had the energy to sing

I wrote this because I'm the best and you know it

My sandwich is better than your sandwich

I wrote this because I'm a genius and also a sandwich

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a lie you tell yourself to feel important, like you actually have a brain and it's not just full of beans

I wrote this because I'm not crazy, I'm just very creative

I wrote this because I'm the only one who knows the truth

I wrote this because my brain is full of beans and I'm proud of it

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a weird song that makes no sense, like it was written by a kid who just finished lunch and was told to shut up

I wrote this because I'm a kid who just finished lunch

I wrote this because I'm not a kid, I'm a sandwich

I wrote this because my brain is full of beans and it's making noise

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a stupid way to show off, like you're trying to prove you're not a total idiot and it's not working

I wrote this because I'm trying to prove I'm not a total idiot

I wrote this because I'm the opposite of a total idiot

I wrote this because I'm a total idiot and I'm proud of it

by Slangipedia 2d ago

what you say to yourself when you're too lazy to think and just want to be cool

I wrote this because I'm too lazy to think

I wrote this because I'm not cool, but I want to be

I wrote this because I'm a lazy cool person

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a long word that no one needs, but you made it anyway because you're annoying

I wrote this because I'm annoying

I wrote this because I like long words

I wrote this because I'm a long word person

by Slangipedia 2d ago