Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A song by Panic! At The Disco that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt and your mom cry.

My dog listened to this song and started barking at the ceiling.

I played this song at my cousin's wedding and now he hates me.

My teacher forced us to listen to this and now I have nightmares.

2

A song that sounds like a dying cat trying to sing in a garbage can.

I texted this song to my ex and he blocked me.

My mom started singing it in the car and I had to pull over.

My brother listened to it and now he talks like a robot.

3

A song so cringy it’s like watching your grandma dance to a disco ball.

I played it at my friend’s party and now they hate me.

My teacher made us do a report on it and I got an F.

I sent it to my dad and he texted me back: 'What is this?'

4

A song that’s like your worst enemy trying to make you fail a test.

I listened to it before a big test and got a D.

My brother sent it to me and now I hate him.

I used it as my alarm and now I scream every morning.

5

A song that sounds like a group of rats trying to write a pop song.

I played it at my pet’s birthday party and now my dog hates me.

I texted it to my mom and she yelled at me.

I used it as my ringtone and now my teacher hates me.

6

A song so bad it should be banned from the planet.

I played it in my car and my dog started howling.

My teacher used it as a punishment and now I hate life.

I sent it to my brother and he cried.