I wov you!

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when a tiny brat (usually 2 or 3) tries to say i love you but sounds like a dying raccoon
my kid said 'I wov you!' and then fell asleep mid-sentence
my nephew yelled 'I wov you!' and then threw a tantrum
my cousin's kid said 'I wov you!' and then cried because the alphabet wasn't in order
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when a kid says i love you but it sounds like a broken toaster trying to scream
my niece said 'I wov you!' and then demanded a cookie
my kid said 'I wov you!' and then bit my arm
my brother's kid said 'I wov you!' and then peed on the floor
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when a tiny human says i love you but it comes out like a confused goat
my kid said 'I wov you!' and then ran away screaming
my niece said 'I wov you!' and then hit me with a pillow
my cousin's kid said 'I wov you!' and then fell into a pile of Legos
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