I wouldn't touch her with yours

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A guy is so grossed out by a girl that he’d rather die than use his buddy’s junk to get close to her

I saw that girl and I’d rather eat a sock than touch her with my buddy’s dick

That girl smells like a garbage can, I wouldn’t touch her with my friend’s cock

She looked like a raccoon with a cold, I’d rather be stabbed than touch her with his junk

A man is so repulsed by a woman he’d rather use a dead man’s penis than touch her

She looked like a wet dog, I’d use a dead guy’s cock before touching her

That girl is the worst, I’d use my uncle’s junk before hers

She’s like a moldy sandwich, I’d rather use a zombie’s penis than hers

A guy thinks a girl is so bad that he’d use a stranger’s junk instead of touching her

That girl is the worst, I’d use a guy from the bus before touching her

She looked like a rat in a trash can, I’d use a total stranger’s cock before her

That girl is so ugly, I’d use my brother’s junk before hers